The Columbian

can you believe it said the greasy haired café owner who was drying a plate and looking at his order book on the bench no I cannot said the new zealander waiter who was trying to reheat a cappucino and was on his third so he was tight lipped and skating around his head was Last Night .What did you do Last Night Oh we tied one on It got quite out of hand and Derek oh fuck you should have seen Derek Later

it was Late when we left said the new zealander images of his girlfriend bridget flashing and himself coming out of the movie what movie did you see asked the ownwer and he said it was The columbian oh I haven’t seen that how was it it was very columbian yeah right but good yes I heard that we wanted to go and see it but we ended up staying home well it was good up until the end when it got silly well its meant to

be silly isn’t it yes that’s what I heard he’s very good in it even tho he’s sleep walking who’s that sean connery is he in it oh well he’s only got a small part but it’s the best who’s that other guy which one you know the guy who played.. in that movie where they’re going to chinatown or something .. oh yeah an he’s in this room and this other guy comes in and he blows his head off or is that the one where they have to get the painting back by midnight or else their dead and it just goes off